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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 17:56

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?

-J W Pepper

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

Why do some men love sucking cocks?

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What is something you want to "get off your chest"?

Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is your review of House of the Dragon Season 2 finale, Episode 8?

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why do entitled people demand that I pick up after my doggo when he goes to the bathroom? Do they not know that doggy doo decomposes & feeds the plants?

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.